The BBL expanded this year to an unprecedented 14th team. How will that impact the league? We can only imagine Stars and Scrubs will take on a new meaning this year. But, enough about the personal implications of this new member. What do we know about him? Do we care? As always, the Quibbler is here to answer the deep questions of our 11 readers (Frenchie and HooDooCats apparently boycotted the Quibbler over some unflattering comments last year).
Getting an exclusive interview with our new owner was not easy and not every news agency around was interested could accomplish such an achievement. But, your very own Quibbler did just that.
Without further delay, meet…the TeeBeeDee’s!
- How many BBL auctions have you attended? One – 2014
- What animal costume will you select for your first auction? If given a choice I’ll take a chicken costume. My first instinct was a sheep, but I figured that would bring unwanted attention from some of the house guests.
- How are you preparing for your mini-feats of strength competition, which is required of all new members? I’m a grand master of chess, natural athlete, and a legendary hustler in bars, pool halls, and golf clubhouses throughout this country. I got this.
- What is your favorite baseball team? St. Louis Cardinals
- Finish this sentence “If I do nothing else, I will finish above _______________ in the 2016 BBL season.” …seventh place
- Your favorite memory from BBL 2015? Taking creepy photos of Tinkerbell while at Disney World.
- Ginger or Mary Anne? My wife is a spitting image of Mary Anne – I’ll take Ginger.
- Favorite beer? If I’m drinking all day – Natural Light. If it’s just a couple I’ll sample a few craft beers. The Boulevard Smokestack series usually knocks it out of the park.
- Nice or Mean Potter? Mean Potter. I like it rough.
- Have you heard the term “Feeling Froggy”? I’ve heard the phrase before, but it’s not part of my vocabulary. The first thing I thought of was this:
- Name the costume worn by Peep Rub? A bunny suit
- Since this is the first year that Peep Rub can change the name of his team, what team name would you select for Peep Rub? Baseball Savants
- Beer girls or no beer girls? Beer girls
- Favorite mixed drink? Red bull and vodka so I can blackout and piss in places I’m not supposed to.
- Do you have any connection to Sling Blade or the actors in Sling Blade? I went to law school with a chick that dated Lucas Black. She was a smokeshow.
- Have you ever had a restraining order issued against you for stalking a beer girl? No, but I had some close calls in 2014.
- Yes or no. Play whiffle ball in a parking lot? No. Might as well roll down a hill inside a tire while holding scissors in both hands. Idiots.
- Do you have medical insurance and will you bring proof of such coverage with you to the auction? I do, but I frequently lose my card and then my wife gets pissed when I take her card. I’ll see if I can dig one up for the auction.
- Do you wear contacts? Have you ever peed on your contacts to clean them and then used them the next morning? 20/20. I should’ve been a naval aviator.
- Are you ok with fully washing your exposed skin so that peeps can properly adhere to your skin in the likely event that you pass out? Yes, but if I pass out there is a good chance I wet my pants. You’ve been warned.
- Can you make a stretch or a super stretch? I am a two time James Beard semi-finalist. You provide the ingredients, I’ll execute.
- Do you know what the terms “bones” means? Where I grew up the term meant dominoes or cash. Context was critical for proper usage.
23. Do you get upset if someone silent bids? I’ve seen men killed for much less.
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